As you may recall, Tess abandoned me last year to move to South Carolina and pursue her dreams or whatever. Now, Amy jumped aboard the Selfish Train and moved to Colorado (and took Gus!). For those of you keeping track, the three best friends that the world has ever had now live in three distinct parts of the country. This is likely the last picture of all of us that will every be taken in the history of time. Also the rest are Tess' birthday celebration. Happy Whatever.